NAME: Cabernet Sauvignon
BIRTHPLACE: The warm valleys of California
ABOUT ME: With a proper upbringing in oak, I am sophisticated, like cassis and black currants, yet fun like vanilla cola. Always classy, I keep my tannins soft, yet firm.
LIKES: Hanging in for a quiet dinner, all the way to festive parties. I’m down for any occasion.
STATUS: Available…Take me home tonight.
As cute and evocative as the label pretenses, quite disappointing to say the least. Lacking in flavor, vigor, and overall emotion.